"I am warning jew Tangradi, I had more than Juan burrito before the game!"

¡Ay Caramba!

Randy Ladouceur: Listen you you little as&*?%$!!! Even if  I have to drill it into you, you'll do it MY WAY. 

Escott: Frankly coach La Dulce, I no think there is mushroom for improving it. I do it as bess I can! 

Randy Ladouceur: I don't like the cut of your jib Selena, in fact I'm fu*%$ sick of your bull&?!!!!

Escott: But la familia Gomez has been doing it like this for generations with exquisite results!

Randy Ladouceur: Exquisite? Even my  housekeeper Adriana can do this better than you!      

Escott: Well my abuela Maria could do it better than jew and she only had Juan hand!

Randy Ladouceur: Now you listen to me you little chiwawa, I'm going to repeat this one last fuc&? time so pay attention: FIRST, you soak your beans for AT LEAST 24 hours. THEN, you heat the oil in a large saucepan over medium heat and add your rice and beans. THEN, you cook until puffed and golden and voilà BITCH, ARROZ CON FRIJOLES MOTHER FUC&*?%!!!!

Escott: Hay dios mio Raul! Thank you so mach! I was too hungry to realize I had todos los ingredients, the order and the timing completely wrong. 

Randy Ladouceur: It's ok mi hermano. You'll learn eventually. Good job on that drill by the way! 

Escott:  Gracias for the recipe Ramon. I came close to instant-anusly poisoning the hole team.