Randy Ladouceur: Listen you you little as&*?%$!!! Even if I have to drill it into you, you'll do it MY WAY.
Escott: Frankly coach La Dulce, I no think there is mushroom for improving it. I do it as bess I can!
Randy Ladouceur: I don't like the cut of your jib Selena, in fact I'm fu*%$ sick of your bull&?!!!!
Escott: But la familia Gomez has been doing it like this for generations with exquisite results!
Randy Ladouceur: Exquisite? Even my housekeeper Adriana can do this better than you!
Escott: Well my abuela Maria could do it better than jew and she only had Juan hand!
Randy Ladouceur: Now you listen to me you little chiwawa, I'm going to repeat this one last fuc&? time so pay attention: FIRST, you soak your beans for AT LEAST 24 hours. THEN, you heat the oil in a large saucepan over medium heat and add your rice and beans. THEN, you cook until puffed and golden and voilà BITCH, ARROZ CON FRIJOLES MOTHER FUC&*?%!!!!
Escott: Hay dios mio Raul! Thank you so mach! I was too hungry to realize I had todos los ingredients, the order and the timing completely wrong.
Randy Ladouceur: It's ok mi hermano. You'll learn eventually. Good job on that drill by the way!
Escott: Gracias for the recipe Ramon. I came close to instant-anusly poisoning the hole team.