The Morning Bell for Monday February 13, 2012

Today's honorary ringer: Adele's new vocal chords and her ability to produce snot on command.

Good for Adele. Good for Sir Paul and his sweaty pits. Good for the industry to provide a platform which tests the restraining order Rihanna has on Chris Brown.

Habs time. The boys are 2 Legit 2 Quit but because they have 197 teams and the Indian ocean to jump over, I figure we better start hoping for some different results because all this win is going to land this team sweet sweet nothings at the draft; that is, unless amateur scouting knows something about some kid in a remote village in Antigua no one else does.

Big game on tap tonight with the return of Kirk Muller and Jaro-I'm-out-of-this-freak-show Spacek. Jaro, we loved you in Uncle Buck.

Good bet Carey will land player of the week honors. As valuable an award as a Grammy for best post mix editing of a folk album in a foreign language.