The Morning Bell for Friday the 13th of January, 2012

Today's honorary ringer: Jason

It's Friday the 13th. Jason should get up this morning, have a coffee and pick up his trusty rusty chainsaw. Drive to the Bell Center, hop on the elevator, push # 7, relax and listen to the muzak, get off, and murder everyone he sees. Everyone. The janitor, the secretaries, everyone. Then he should take Gauthier's severed head and hang it out the window for all to see.

The Habs "played" last night. Lost by 1 goal to Boston, which in this city is a win. Traded a fan favorite because he's having a bad year in exchange for an underacheiver who happens to be 6'2. When did the trade happen? In the 2nd period. As he was on the ice. Why on earth would you dress him if this deal was supposedly in the works for a month? $20 says Gauthier picked up the phone with 3 mins left in the first, tried to dial the Easter bunny but got Jay Feaster. He asked for Cadbury cream eggs and got Rene Bourque instead.