The Morning Bell for the Day After the Habs Hand the NHL's Best Their Asses

Today's Honorary Ringer: The Red light at the Bell Centre

I'm not entirely sure a light can ring a bell but you know what, after we saw it go red 7 times for the home team last night, anything may be possible.

What were the Vegas odds on a 4-0 lead after 1?

PK found himself back in the news for the wrong reasons despite the feel-good night. I'm gonna have to have a chat with the boy.

Hilarious that the Wings broke Carey's shutout as Gord Miller was in the middle of saying broadcasters repeating the word shutout had no impact on the outcome of a game or a shutout bid.

Rafa Nadal broke Federer's spirit again this morning with another tough loss for the Swiss legend, this one in 4 sets at the semis of the Australian Open. Federer came out like a lion, then I fell asleep, then I woke up, then Fed had a break point in the fourth to make it 5-5, then he lost. But I fell asleep a bunch more times between all of that because Australia had this brilliant idea to settle 7 billion miles away from us and plant itself in the most impossible time zone ever created. Nice, Australia.