They started the season on a losing note - and we thought they were dead.
But they came back. They won 4 in a row including surprising victories against the Flyers and Bruins.
And then they fumbled again, badly. And we all declared them dead. And they fired the coach, and we expected things to get better despite the fact that they were clinically dead.
And it got much worse, because the new coach couldn't squeeze a pistachio out of an elephant's ass with this team and the slide continued. They were still very dead.
And then they started to win here and there. But another slide before the all-star break. And dead to us they were.
And then they beat the Red Wings and we thought, hey maybe the deadness isn't' as deceased as we thought. Maybe a pulse we have still.
And they came back from the all-star break and fell on their faces and we knew, for sure this time, they were dead.
And then they rose from the stiffness of lifeless disposition to assert their place in this world. WE ARE NOT DEAD, WE ARE NOT DEAD. IN FACT WE CAN MOVE WITHIN 5 POINTS OF EIGHTH PLACE IF WE BEAT THE WORST TEAM IN THE CONFERENCE, AT HOME WITH A LEAD GOING INTO THE THRID PERIOD AND WASHINGTON ON THE VERGE OF LOSING THEIR GAME.
And they were dead.
This time, it's for real. Don't expect a sequel, it's over. The carcass has been electrocuted. No chance in hel...what's that noise.....?????....!!!!!!
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chi chi chi.... ka ka ka.....
