Saturday, April 6, 2013

NHL gets ready for Epic Battle. Colorado at Phoenix. It's on.

The marquis matchup in the NHL tonight has the Phoenix Coyotes trying to get within 2 points of the 8th and final playoff spot in the west.  The entire state of Arizona is talking about how much they don't give a shit about hockey.  Several white and Hispanic retirees have already mentioned that if the Coyotes move, they will probably not notice and go back to their Bingo nights.  The governor of Arizona is so fed up with illegal immigration, that she has told all Canadian players on the Coyotes to get the fuck out of her state.  They'll be in tough with the visiting Colorado Avalanche standing in their way.  Colorado is the worst team in the NHL.  3 of their 6 defensemen learned how to skate backwards within the last 2 years.  If this match up doesn't get you hard or wet depending on your gender, you can always watch Washington at Florida.

There are no other games of note tonight.

Let's go 'Yotes!

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