Today's honorary ringer: Jason
It's Friday the 13th. Jason should get up this morning, have a coffee and pick up his trusty rusty chainsaw. Drive to the Bell Center, hop on the elevator, push # 7, relax and listen to the muzak, get off, and murder everyone he sees. Everyone. The janitor, the secretaries, everyone. Then he should take Gauthier's severed head and hang it out the window for all to see.
The Habs "played" last night. Lost by 1 goal to Boston, which in this city is a win. Traded a fan favorite because he's having a bad year in exchange for an underacheiver who happens to be 6'2. When did the trade happen? In the 2nd period. As he was on the ice. Why on earth would you dress him if this deal was supposedly in the works for a month? $20 says Gauthier picked up the phone with 3 mins left in the first, tried to dial the Easter bunny but got Jay Feaster. He asked for Cadbury cream eggs and got Rene Bourque instead.
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Also, you'd think that the GM might have told the coach that it would be a good night to dress 12 forwards instead of 11...
Maybe the janitor and the secretaries should be running the team. It could not be any worse. This season is a good lesson in why it is important to have a life outside being a Habs fan.
P.S. If any "fan" changes teams, they should not be allowed back in....
@soperman - really? you would begrudge us rooting for the Blues or.. Panthers or.. anyone but Leafs/Flyers/Bruins in the playoffs?
You're better off finding another team to root for in the playoffs, as long as your first allegiance lies with the Habs.
I've been a fan of the Sharks since Arturs Irbe and I root for them in the playoffs every year, but if they ever play the Habs, I always want the Habs to win.
And doesn't Jason wield a machete?
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