Je suis un Montréalais. J'adore les Canadiens. Je suis francophone. Je veux vomir.
I'm usually very proud of my city but the coverage we are getting in the last few days is down right embarassing. We've had an english coach for 3 days and you would think the whole world is crumbling down. The Journal de Montreal has already voted Cunneyworth off the island and pulled a bullshit stat out of their asses saying that 72% of Quebecers find it unacceptable that the coach can't speak french.
Let me start by saying that I am a firm believer that people are stupid. A person is smart, but people are idiots. You slap a stat like that on the front page of a moronic publication like the Journal and what do you get? A bunch of simpletons who are so bored, that they are willing to call for a boycott of Molson products. Well, that is until they realize than an import will cost you an extra loonie.
Calm down you bunch of freaks! The Canadiens fired the guy you all hated and just because we don't have a french guy right behind him, you're all about to lose your marbles. Jacques Martin was losing the respect of his players. His decisions were borderline insane and he had to go. Randy Cunneyworth isn't the answer, but it certainly isn't because he can't speak french. The team sucks. They suck in english, et ils sucent en francais. Same difference. It ain't Mr. Cunneyworth that will change that.
I'm sick and tired of hearing about the Hab fans in rural areas who don't speak english. Who gives a shit about them? Are they buying tickets? Are they coming into the city and spending their money at the surrounding bars and restaurants? No. They're watching RDS in their log cabins. I never realized you needed to speak english to watch a fucking hockey game on TV. The Montreal Canadiens have millions of fans. They don't need the ignorant racists who would rather see the team lose en francais, than win in english. Newsflash morons, the coach doesn't say anything. EVER. All the news you ever hear is from anonymous sources or figments of the reporter's imagination. I've got news for you assholes. Youppi doesn't speak french either. Are you gonna boycott orange fur now?
Do you really need a french coach to tell you it's Peter Budaj in nets tomorrow night? Or that PK has the flu? Get over yourselves. It's not enough that the rest of the country, er, the continent, is rolling their eyes at the fact that this is front page stuff?
People keep saying that hockey is a religion in Montreal, they think that's why people care so much. BULLSHIT. If hockey was a religion, we'd be more concerned with winning than with language. This is political garbage. There are countless examples around the sports world showing foreigners coming into sports crazed markets and leading their teams to championships. If Ferrari can embrace a german to win countless F1 titles, I think we can relax on the coach's mother tongue.
It's obvious that a bilingual coach is ideal. The Canadiens have made every effort imaginable to make that a reality. Cut them some fucking slack if they choose to fire a guy mid-season and don't choose to throw another 4 year contract at the next frenchman that you will all want fired within 2 years anyways.
Now that I've gotten that outburst out of the way, let's talk about how moronic this decision was. That's right, after telling how idiotic it is that the coach must speak french, I am now saying it was also wrong to have fired Martin in favor of Cunneyworth. Why? It's simple. As much as I think this whole fiasco is ridiculous, I'm not stupid enough to think that it is not a sensitive issue. As a matter of fact, I think we all expected this reaction from our province.
Let me be clear. I wanted Martin out. I thought his message was stale, his treatment of our rookies was not beneficial to their development and I found his constant scribbling in his notebook to be distracting. But firing him just to hire his right hand man, regardless of language, was senseless. Our anemic offense was Cunneyworth's responsability. Why would things be so different now?
The mistake the Habs made is that they had one chance to try and get the public to accept an english coach. To make that happen, you needed a heavy hitter. Someone with a cup, or a Jack Adams, or... a single win as an NHL head coach. I shat on this team for constantly hiring green coaches, from Tremblay to Carbonneau, so I can't possibly be happy with this decision.
Montreal is a place where you can't afford to learn as you go. Not with an average team that is constantly expected to win the cup. You need a name, someone with credibility. Jacques Martin had that. What he didn't have was the good sense not to play Mathieu Darch for 17 minutes a game.
Had they brought in a Babcock, Bylsma, Ruff or Carlyle, the backlash would not have been this hard. Of course you would have the people who would rant about it no matter what, but you could look at them dead in the eye and challenge them to come up with a more qualified coach. By naming Cunneyworth, they opened themselves up to a world of criticism that they can't possibly withstand.
They put this poor bastard in a no win situation. He can't possibly live up to the expectations and the idiot GM who put him there is on his way out anyways.
Bienvenue a Montréal Monsieur Cunneyworth. Now get the fuck out of here.
8 comments:
I get the feeling when he hits the 401 on April 8th after our season is over he's going to say "THANK GOD THAT'S OVER".
Poor guy. It's like a horrific version of being picked last in Gym class. Instead of just the class laughing and bitching at you, you've got newspapers and tv and thousands of people bitching at you.
I wonder if any Seperatists groups will protest outside the Bell Centre at our next home game. They should really be protesting the continuing presence of Gauthier as our GM.
Your column is spot on. Or, if you prefer, votre article est exactement correct. :)
The part I liked best was your point that Cunneyworth is part of the problem and the Canadiens not taking the chance to get a legit Anglo coach was the mistake. I'm guessing that RC was the "safe" choice -- I'm hoping that PG is gone at the end of the season and they will want to start clean (from the front office standpoint anyway).
Oh, well. I'll coast through the rest of the season and hope things improve next year. In the immortal words of John Lennon, "it couldn't get much worse."
p.s. I hope all this nonsense doesn't cost us one of the players we need to sign in the off-season (careyprice).
You are correct sir ....!
http://laforumdemontreal.wordpress.com/2011/12/21/le-forum-de-montreal-turning-french/
Did you just call him Randall Cunningham?? Now, that's embarrassing... I do like the rest though. At least hire an English coach with some pedigree!
His French name should be René Malin-Jambon
Great post Sherry.
I believe this is not so much a coaching move but more a player assessment move.
Randall CANNOT and will not take control of this team. He will keep instituting the style of play that has been put into motion over Jackie's tenure and let the players play.
This will have 2 effects:
1-) The players and the team as a whole will be accountable as they cannot blame a "rookie coach" for their failures.
2-) We'll actually get a fair ranking of what our roster is worth as this roster was sold to us as a "hard working" team.
Come off season, the players, the coach and let's face it, the GM will all be evaluated and decisions, as a whole will be made.
As far as the language issue is concerned, I'm not sure that the portion of fans who are complaining about an anglo coach are the ones actually bringing in meaningful revenue to the team (loges etc). For that, the media reporting this, should be ashamed as it is false representation.
Oh and I say we bring in Bill Belichick.
@karim You just like saying Bellychick.
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