Today's honorary ringers: The Toronto Maple Leafs.
It took a few months longer than I had hoped, but you're officially in 9th place. Welcome home assholes.
Kind of a quiet day in sports. The NFL news has passed and the Impact was actually on the front page. Apparently Brian Ching didn't seem convinced he wanted to play here. I think that ranks just above watching parliamentary debates on the public funding of peanut research in the list of "things I don't give a shit about".
Yesterday, my kid had diarrhea. I hear him now. He woke up. I'm scared to go get him. Who knows what's waiting for me in there. I'd rather sit here and type. Some weather we're getting here in Montreal. One day is -15, the next is +2. Talk about some crazy shit. Speaking of shit...
Fuck it. Wish me luck. I'm goin' in...
3 comments:
Good to see the Leaf back where they belong. They have a genius in charge, and we have something no one has seen long enough to describe.
Ah, the dreaded shit bomb. I remember them well. Take a deep breath before you approach the scene.
They belong in no better than 12th place.
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