Tuesday, March 5, 2013
Bitch be cool. Habs drop first game in regulation since the great depression (6-0 Leafs loss)
So let me get this straight. The Habs are sitting in first place. They are in this position for 2 reasons: Carey Price and Michel Therrien's wizardry. So can you explain why after 2 or 3 bad starts, radio call in shows and Twitter are flooded with morons who think our problem is in nets?
Hey assholes, up until 2 starts ago, Price was top 8 in pretty much all goalie categories. The guy has 2 bad games and now he sucks?? You idiots make the millions of Japanese running from Godzilla seem composed and level headed. THE HABS ARE IN FIRST PLACE. I REPEAT, FIRST FUCKING PLACE. They lost in regulation for the first time since the Clinton administration and you're all calling for his head. No wonder he doesn't want to talk to the media after tough losses.
Nobody is annoyed with dropping a winnable game like tonight more than me, but it had to happen at some point. After 2 incredibly intense games on the weekend versus 2 of the top 3 teams in the east, I think it's understandable that the guys came out a little flat in front of the 16 Islander fans that made their way to the shittiest building in hockey. At least Ryder got involved, PK can sure as hell bitchslap the puck and Gionta is still alive.
So put the gun down, pop a Prozac and tell that bitch to be cool.
In case that wasn't clear, the insane Habs fans are portrayed by honeybunny. I of course am Julius, the bad motherfucker. The guy with the gun in his face is Claude Julien. Just because he's a dick.