Ok people, this is it. I think it's safe to say that the Habs are not gonna make the playoffs.
But if they do, if they somehow find a way, it will be because tonight's game is the first of a 10 game hot streak. The Habs are down and out. They're ice cold. Nobody is giving them a chance. But you know what, this is how legends are born. This is the stuff movies are made of. Tonight, the streak begins. 10 points out and 4 teams between us and 8th spot. The odds are stacked against us, but we're the fuckin' Habs. 24 cups, countless hall of famers and more history than the rest of the league combined. Who's with me?!?! (crickets)
Fuck this, we're screwed. We have no chance. Even if the Pens are missing Crosby and Staal, there is no way this is gonna happen. And even if it does, will anyone be excited about being 8 points out of the playoffs?
Budaj gets the call tonight. Anybody else give a shit?
The way I see it, unless we play actual penguins, we're gonna lose. Actually, if we play actual pens, we might win. We all know a Bic can't skate for shit but felt tips are the bomb.