The following blog post may not be suitable for young children. It will be profanity laced and somewhat incoherent due to the migraine this team is causing me.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT??? Our only real sniper gets traded for telling the world what we all thought. That the Habs were losers. They prepare like losers, they play like losers, they have sex like losers. LOSERS. Cammalleri was having a shitty year. I blamed him and him alone for that. But 24 hours after he says it you trade him to the lowest bidder? This is the same guy who scored 13 in the playoffs 2 years ago. Which by the way is a franchise record. Who else on this team can say they have a franchise record? Oh yeah, Pierre Gauthier. He has more shit coming out of his mouth than any other GM ever.
Have we learned nothing from the Patrick Roy deal? What was fucking the rush? Fucking Rene Bourque is still suspended for another game. And can someone please tell Pierre Gauthier that René Bourque doesn't even speak french? In all seriousness, I'm 100% sure he doesn't know that. Next thing you know he'll trade the rest of the team for Matt Duchesne and Paul Bissonnette and then hire Pat Lafontaine as coach.
Michael Cammalleri scored 39 goals in Calgary. He came here and his production dropped. René Bourque scored 27 goals in Calgary, so figure he's good for 20 here. I like the 3.3M cap hit, but for another 3 years after this one?? Did our moron of a GM just realize that we needed to get bigger? Where was this logic when you signed 3 midgets to save the team?
My favorite part in all this is that they tell the poor bastard about the trade in the middle of a one goal game in Boston. What other organization does this? None. Just this one.
Cunneyworth: OK boys, let's get out there and kick some ass. We're still in this.
Habs: Hip Hip! Hooray!
Cunneyworth: Mike, hold on a second. I need to ask you something. Do you still have that condo in Calgary?
Cammy: Yes, why?
Cunneyworth: No reason. Pierre wants to talk to you.
Gauthier: Mr. Cammalleri, you've been traded to the Flames for Raymond Bourque.
Cammy: Very funny. We're in the middle of a game.
Gauthier: I'm serious. Get your shit and get the fuck out of here. There's a donkey waiting in the parking lot to take you to the bus station. Jay Feaster wants you on the first bus to Alberta. Once you arrive, a guy on a purple bicycle will pick you up and bring you to the saddledome. Only talk to the guy on a purple bicycle. Trust me. This is how we roll in Montreal.
Cammy: I'm gonna tell everybody what a shitty organization this is. Nobody will ever want to play here.
Gauthier: Joke's on you loser. Everybody already hates Montreal. Besides, with Raymond Bourque, we're a top 5 team for sure. All players who speak french are better than their english counter parts. That's what the protesters say.
Cammy: Go fuck yourself Pierre.
Gauthier: Don't mind if I do.
How is this happening? How is fucking Geoff Molson allowing this to happen? I used to think that Gauthier was the problem, and he is, but what Geoff Molson is doing is insane. How do you hand over the keys to such a moron? What on earth has he done to prove to you that he has the slightest idea what he's doing? And then Gauthier has the balls to tell us that the team is better? No it isn't. It's worse. Worse than the shit it was. There's shit, fifty feet of garbage, 20 more feet of shit, then the Habs.
My mission in life is to see them lose every game the rest of the way. Not most games, every game.