Friday, February 10, 2012

HMMM,...Now How Do I Get Outta Here


REMOVE ROSE COLOR GLASSES NOW. Escott did his thing but basically every other team we're chasing got a point. The PK'ISTS care about their readers tremendously and pray to god that delusion doesn't set in and make them hope for pigs to don their wings and fly with their little pork tails and yummy pork ribs.

Last night was fun, but remember, you guys broke up, and you just had a couple of drinks and it reminded you of the good times. But you woke up together this morning and it was all about how to leave the room without waking the ex up. It's cool, there's nothing wrong with it. There was mutual consent in the sexual air last night. But now it's time to put on those clothes and make sure the door doesn't squeak when you close it behind you.

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Tampa Bay12003
NY Rangers02114


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Winnipeg002013
Washington002002



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Goals:
Toronto - Who cares (2), Betty White
Philadelphia - Monkey, Gorilla, Ape, Chimpanzee


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Los Angeles0011
Florida0213

6 comments:

Public Domain said...

..but I still love her...

wv: exessn

iRiRi said...

But he's changed, I SWEAR!

El Conkistador said...

I promise Weelchair only Juan night because Cheese Wiz another man now...

Steve said...

Its going to be the Leafs in the last game of the year for a playoff berth, and we are going to crush them so badly they move to Hamilton in the offseason.

DarthAlexander said...

Wha? You no believe in da powah of de Ascott? Ascott bringa de Cup foe his amigos in da Taco de Bell Centre.

El Conkistador said...

@ Darth: The only Cup Escott will be bringing will be one filled with urine yielding a failed drug test. Year long rehab. Relapse. More rehab into summer 2014. Problem solved. By early 2015, we'll all be reading about it in Escott's tell-all book "From Hab to Rehab" with preface by Maradona and Jew-Pee.