Monday, February 13, 2012

The Morning Bell for Monday February 13, 2012

Today's honorary ringer: Adele's new vocal chords and her ability to produce snot on command.

Good for Adele. Good for Sir Paul and his sweaty pits. Good for the industry to provide a platform which tests the restraining order Rihanna has on Chris Brown.

Habs time. The boys are 2 Legit 2 Quit but because they have 197 teams and the Indian ocean to jump over, I figure we better start hoping for some different results because all this win is going to land this team sweet sweet nothings at the draft; that is, unless amateur scouting knows something about some kid in a remote village in Antigua no one else does.

Big game on tap tonight with the return of Kirk Muller and Jaro-I'm-out-of-this-freak-show Spacek. Jaro, we loved you in Uncle Buck.

Good bet Carey will land player of the week honors. As valuable an award as a Grammy for best post mix editing of a folk album in a foreign language.

4 comments:

ezzeloharr said...

I spend a lot of time on the Internet and I have no clue what you're referencing. By the sound of it, though, I'm seemingly happier not knowing.

Now all we need is for the Habs to get a winning streak as long as Detroit's, and we might make the playoffs.

Steve said...

Remember when Theodore looked like no one would ever score on him again, Price is in that zone and it could carry us to the Cup. I want nothing but the best for Louis Leblanc, and he has used speed to get open, however check out his skating mechanics, very strange stride, I hope he does some battle of the blades over the summer.

Steve said...

yeaj mitta seen the gunfighter moving in motion, not like a digital slow motion, and what is going down on that screen, I mean what was Whitney Hustons dream, it was a cup for the habs or I take more xanC and you have to admit the lads left her in a panic with our blanics, but the tribe will survive and we will kill off the manic that is cotu and buttman making a crossfire annex. Now I say to my hommy get up and stand down, get up and stand down, yeah that makes no sense and that why I say it, cause if you make sense today the press will betray it, so if they cant find our soul they cant kill our reason ,and that my FHF friends is why we will win that second season.

Don's Cherries said...

@ Steve: I'm not gonna sugar coat it anymore. You're a freak. Not in a cute "oh there goes that wacky Steve again" way, in a "you need to be in an asylum" way. If you're gonna be a nut job, try throwing out something, ANYTHING, that makes sense once in a while. Carey Price is in the Theo zone and will take us to the cup? Are you on crack or just a 12 year old having a wet dream?

Oh, and yesterday, my orange marmelade asked me why pistachios always forget how to use erasers while on vacation.