Today's honorary ringer: Eddy PalchakThe man has unpulled more groins and relocated more shoulders than anybody in history. He also has his name on the cup more than any other player except one. RIP Mr. Palchak.
Before we get started, I need to talk to Jeff Carter. You're demanding a trade? You've played 7 games. Who are you to demand anything? The Flyers dumped your ass and haven't missed a beat, you have 3 assists and a fucked up foot. Shut your pie hole and suit up. Moron.
So last night was an odd game. Why odd? Well, the Habs did what they always do. They played down to the level of their competition. Down 3-0 to the fucking Islanders??? Really? The day after you owned the Hurricanes? Really?? On the other hand, they did come back and came within inches of going to overtime. Unfortunately, they would've had to win in overtime, cure cancer and convict Jerry Sandusky to make up for that shitty start. I'm beginning to think this team could beat the Soviet team of the 80s and then lose to the Mighty Ducks. Not the team from Anaheim, the kids from the movie. The ones who made you believe the flying V was an actual hockey play. The ones coached by Emilio Estevez. The ones who are all now either in rehab or working at Burger King. Fuck that. You know what? Actual ducks. And $20 says they wouldn't even have to be all that mighty. Are the Habs not aware we have the Rangers and Bruins coming up? Are they not aware that these 2 points could come in handy? Come to think of it, those are 4 easy points.
And why the hell is TP still playing the point on the PP?