Wednesday, November 30, 2011

The Morning Bell for Wednesday November 30, 2011

Today's honorary ringer: Openly gay senior citizens. Not taking shit at any age no matter who they cuddle with. I love it. If you're on iOS the video below will appear as a huge block of nothing. That's the screw you Apple from Flash. Or it's the opposite. Trust me, somebody's screwing somebody on this.


The two new NHL bench bosses had a damp squid of an evening. Same old offensive struggles for both the Carolina Hurricanes and Washington Capitals as Muller and Hunter can't steer their new teams in a different direction. Canes lose 3-1 to a Panther team that continues to surprise. Jaro tell Olivechkin fak you Olivechkin, I Jaro so no shake for you no more. You no put gol behind to my ass. Blues win 2-1.

Anne Coulter is still an insult to all things on this planet drawing breath.

Iginla rumours are heating up and actor Jay Baruchel is wondering whether Iggy will soon don the bleu-blanc-rouge.

American Airlines is totally messing with my Florida travel plans this winter. Tickets hanging by a thread? Keep it real, American Airlines - don't get all boo-hoo-hoo chapter 11 on my ass now.

Wolfe Blitzer's Situation Room is about as situating as a silent GPS for a guy blind guy with vertigo.

NBA lockout is about to end meaning millions of Americans can resume not watching the NBA.

5 comments:

soperman said...

Thanks for the Anne Coulter reminder but I don't think anyone will soon forget what Skeletor's mom is to the world.

Kmaxx said...

Wolfe Blitzer's Situation Room is about as situating as a silent GPS for a guy blind guy with vertigo....

Gotta admit - I don't understand that one completely - spent some time thinking about the vertigo part more than anything else...Where does a GPS come into play?...or am I thinking too hard...better go lie down - sorry 4 - it's not you - it's me! Must be the Public Sector workers strike here in the UK today - really getting me confused...

Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!!

Steve said...

The people are restless they demand a commemorative photo shop to mark the debut of the most highly anticipated Hab since Dougie Wickenhoser.

HabsFan4 said...

@kmaxx See? How disoriented are you? My point exactly. Blitzer doesn't situate, he disorients like a silent GPS for...

HabsFan4 said...

@steve way ahead of you, it's coming...