Hey jerkoff. Yeah, that's right, I'm talking to you Mr. Gauthier. Didn't you just finish telling us Mr. Markov would be out 3 weeks or so? So why are they now saying 4-6 weeks? And considering the patient, let's just assume it's 6 weeks. Did you get confused with the 3 and the 6 again? Were you too busy doing dick all about all the problems we're having? You either are a complete idiot who doesn't know how to listen to doctors or this is the conversation that took place:
Mr. Gauthier: Doc, how long will Mr. Markov be out after his 34th surgery?
Dr. Asshole: I don't know, I'm a proctologist.
Mr. Gauthier: Ballpark it for me.
Dr. Asshole: I don't know, a month maybe?
Mr. Gauthier: Well I'm gonna tell the press it's 3 weeks.
Dr. Asshole: He has more chances of developing another rectum in 3 weeks than he does playing NHL hockey.
Mr. Gauthier: Can I go back to bed now?
Dr. Asshole: Yes, right after I milk your prostate.
Mr. Gauthier: Fantastic. Use 3 fingers this time. And no glove.